Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the July 21, 2026, Meeting
Christine Hage, Editor
 
Menu for July 28 includes salad bar, pork chops, buttermilk smashed potatoes, mac & cheese, sautรฉed green beans, and cookies for dessert.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on July 21, you were missed! We had 41 attendees, including Jaslyn Ivey, a member of Bree Clawson's team; future member Shani Stadnika; District Governor Elect Renee Roberts; Aarya Newalker, an intern shadowing Juliane Morian for the day; Cody Salinas, from Farm Bureau; and Ike Engelbaum, a guest of Roz Burns.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This weekโ€™s greeter, Linda Eastman, declared Bill Ebinger the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK
Ted Roumell was a no-show today, and he didn't even take the coveted trophy home three weeks ago, so he charged an extra $5 storage fee.  Hope to see you next week, Ted! 

HAPPY BUCKS

  • Vito Pampalona invited members to attend a fundraiser dinner at Red Run Golf Course on August 3. You can contact Vito to purchase a $200 ticket.
  • Linda Eastman said she was happy the air was much clearer today. She also thanked pianist Paula D'Ambrosio for today's smoke-themed selections.
  • Juliane Morian was pleased to introduce her guest, Aarya Newalker, who is shadowing her to learn more about the public libraries and the Rochester Rotary Club. Members welcomed Aarya to the meeting.
  • Tom Neveau said he was happy the FIFA World Cup was finally over. He joked that he had grown tired of watching players "pass, pass, pass, pass" the soccer ball without taking a shot. The style of play reminded him of the old Detroit Red Wings teams that seemed to "pass, pass, pass" the puck but never score. His advice: "Just kick the dang thing!"

BIRTHDAYS  & ANNIVERSARIES

Rachel Aviles is celebrating her birthday this week, and unfortunately we have no Rotary member anniversaries.

CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
  • Renee Roberts admitted that the first time she attended a Rotary meeting, she was mortified when everyone began singing because, as she joked, she "can't carry a tune in a bag." She later met a woman who founded the Music Mends Minds program on the West Coast and learned that groups that sing together tend to thrive by adding "years to their life and life to their years." Renee shared that singing and participating in music can lift spirits, lower blood pressure, and help relieve symptoms associated with neurodegenerative diseases such as Parkinson's disease, Alzheimer's disease, and PTSD. She invited everyone to join the West Bloomfield Rotary Club for a Sing Along Social  on Wednesday, July 29, at her home. The evening will include music, light refreshments, and likely a wine bar. For details, members may contact Renee at reneeroberts.rotary@gmail.com.
  • Proving once again that Rotarians are committed to "Service Above Self," Shirley Gofrank passed around a sign-up sheet seeking volunteers to assist with Neighborhood House's Blast Off 2 School project. With just one announcement, every volunteer slot was filled! A big thank-you to Jay Eastman, Roz Burns, Chris Pass, Paula D'Ambrosio, and Shirley Gofrank for stepping up for the morning shift, and to Tamara Tazzia, Linda Eastman, Phil Lowman, James Houghtell, and Cody Salinas for covering the afternoon shift. Your willingness to serve our community is greatly appreciated!
  • The club is also seeking a volunteer to serve as Club Secretary. A description of the position's duties is available for anyone interested in downloading the job description about this important leadership role. Please consider sharing your talents to help keep our club running smoothly.
 
SONG LEADER
Bob Lytle led us in singing two Rotary songs The Meeting Song and Row-Row Rotary. We sang our hearts out on these two!
 
SHERIFF'S REPORT
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer's Totally Official Fine Report ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
๐Ÿš” First offender of the day:  Bob Lytle gets a $5  Music Edit Fine. There are only TWO pages in the entire songbook that have just one song because they're so ridiculously long...and today you managed to pick BOTH of them! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽถ Even betterโ€”you actually wrote one of them! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŒŽ World News...because somebody has to pay for it.
Nobody is really at fault for what's happening around the globe...but that's never stopped Sheriff Stuhlreyer before.
โšฝ Spain captured the World Cup in a thrilling two-hour, one-goal snoozefest. ๐Ÿ˜ด
Tom Neveau was absolutely right:
  • If you have no lifetime goals...๐Ÿ’ต $5.
  • If your last name is Messi...or you're just messy...๐Ÿ’ต $5. 

โ›ณ Rotary Golf Outing Alert! The Rotary Golf Outing is Monday, September 21 (yes...MONDAY, not Tuesday).
๐ŸŒ๏ธ It counts as a Rotary meeting.
โŒ Don't attend? ๐Ÿ’ต That's a $10 fine.
Tom Neveau, Sheriff Peter is ordering you to blast out an email that everyone can simply cut, paste, and forward to their friends. It already has all the hyperlinks. Rotarians are legendary email experts (or at least that's what we keep telling ourselves).
It requires ZERO effort.
Which, coincidentally, is about the same amount of effort some people put into their golf game. ๐Ÿ˜‚
If you can't even manage that... ๐Ÿ’ต $10.

๐ŸŒ๏ธ Professional Golf News
Bryson DeChambeau received a controversial two-stroke penalty at the 2026 Open Championship for...wait for it...
๐ŸŒฟ Walking in the weeds.
James Houghtell...you seem to be in the weeds today.
๐Ÿ’ต $5.
Ethan Hoffman...were YOU actually smoking weed? ๐Ÿ’ต $5.
And just to be fair... ๐Ÿฅ— All vegetarians are fined $5.

๐ŸŒฎ Vegetarian News
Apparently, Taco Bell lettuce was making people sick. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ’จ
No fine if you were one of the victims.
Trust me...the diarrhea was punishment enough. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚

International Relations
Before the meeting, President Tami explained why we proudly display both the American and Canadian flags.
The Sheriff tried to fine Tami because "her people" keep sending all that Canadian wildfire smoke south. Interfering with his golf game? That's a $5 tariff. ๐Ÿ’ธ

๐ŸŸ National Junk Food Day!
Today's definition of junk food: "Filled with crap and lacking any real substance."
Roger Roller's table...The Sheriff couldn't help but notice it fit that description a little too well. ๐Ÿ’ต Entire table: $5. ๐Ÿคฃ

๐ŸŽฌ Movie Minute
The new movie The Odyssey hit theaters this week.
Here's what baffles the Sheriff...
Odysseus has to travel from Troy (Turkey) back to Ithaca (Greece). They practically share a neighborhood...
โณ It takes him TEN YEARS to get home.
The Sheriff says that's like Ernie Schaefer leaving work in Rochester Hills...
๐Ÿš— Driving east to Lake St. Clair...
๐Ÿšค Jumping in a boat with his buddies...
๐Ÿป Partying in Windsor...
๐ŸŠ Swimming back across the Detroit River...
๐Ÿšถ Hitchhiking to I-75...
๐Ÿก ...just to get home.
Pretty much the exact same trip. ๐Ÿ˜‚
So today's final fines:
๐Ÿ“ Can't find your way home without Waze? ๐Ÿ’ต $5.
๐Ÿง  Can't stay focused for ten minutes? ๐Ÿ’ต $5.
๐Ÿ” Spent the last ten years trying to "find yourself?" ๐Ÿ’ต $5.
๐Ÿ‘€ Think everyone is out to get you like Odysseus? ๐Ÿ’ต That's another $5.
๐Ÿ’ฐ Thank you for supporting the Sheriff Relief Fund...which, coincidentally, has never relieved a Sheriff of anything. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘  Our wonderful sheriff raised $183 that goes to Rochester Rotary Charities, which uses the money to support our scholarship program and our local, regional, and international projects.

SPEAKER 

Creating Lasting Impact: President Tami Salisbury Shares Her Vision for the Year
 
Rochester Rotary President 2026-27 Tami Salisbury is the owner and operator of TLS Consulting & Fundraising. With more than 20 years in program management, economic development, event management,  strategic planning, grant writing, and sponsorship/donation solicitation, she also serves as the Development Consultant for the Community Foundation of Greater Rochester and multiple other organizations. 
 

At this week's meeting, President Tami Salisbury unveiled an inspiring roadmap for the 2026-2027 Rotary year, reminding us that while a Rotary presidency lasts only one year, the impact of our service can last a lifetime. Her theme, "Create Lasting Impact," challenges every member to think beyond individual projects and focus on building a legacy of service that will benefit the Rochester area and the world for years to come.

Understanding Rotary's Reach

Tami began by putting Rochester Rotary into the larger Rotary picture. She explained that Rotary is made up of three interconnected organizations:

  • Our local club, where members build friendships and serve the Rochester community.
  • Rotary International, connecting more than 46,000 clubs around the world.
  • The Rotary Foundation, Rotary's global charitable arm, which supports humanitarian projects ranging from local grants to the worldwide effort to eradicate polio.

She also highlighted our place within District 6380 and Rotary's international network, reminding members that while our service begins locally, it connects us to a worldwide organization.

The Rochester Rotary Family

The club currently includes 75 active members and 10 honorary members, guided by a Board of Directors committed to keeping Rochester Rotary vibrant and growing. Tami emphasized that every committee, from Membership and Rotary Park to Youth Services, Rotary Foundation, Greeters, and our fundraising events, offers meaningful opportunities for members to become involved. There truly is a place for everyone to serve.

One Vision Built on Four Pillars

At the heart of the presentation was a simple but powerful vision:

One year. Impact that lasts.

To achieve that vision, Tami outlined four major priorities for the coming year.

Pillar One: Service Projects

Rotary's greatest strength has always been its willingness to roll up its sleeves and get to work.

This year, the Club plans to expand opportunities for members to serve through six or more hands-on projects. Several Tuesday meetings will become service projects instead of traditional speaker meetings, giving members the chance to work side-by-side while strengthening friendships.

Projects will include:

The goal is simple: more service, more participation, and more impact.

Pillar Two: Rochester Rotary Charities

Every grant Rochester Rotary awards begins with successful fundraising.

Tami reviewed the club's signature events that make this possible:

Together, these efforts have an ambitious goal of raising more than $75,000, with every dollar reinvested into scholarships and organizations serving our local community. Kyle Johnson will lead Rochester Rotary Charities during the coming year.

Pillar Three: Membership Growth

Strong clubs don't just recruit membersโ€”they engage them.

This year's membership goals include:

  • Welcoming five new members
  • Achieving 100% member retention
  • Hosting engagement events centered around the Golf Outing and Wine & Beer Tasting
  • Encouraging every member to invite prospective Rotarians to meetings

Tami reminded members that Rochester Rotary is looking for people with diverse talents, including marketing, public relations, bookkeeping, event planning, historical preservation, and, most importantly, people with a heart for service. With the club's 75th anniversary approaching in 2029, preserving our history will also become increasingly important.

Pillar Four: The Rotary Foundation

While Rochester Rotary changes lives locally, The Rotary Foundation expands that impact around the globe.

This year's Foundation priorities include:

As Tami noted, every contribution is multiplied through Rotary's worldwide network of service. Steve Oehler will chair Foundation efforts this year.

A Year Filled with Opportunities

The presentation also walked members through the Rotary calendar:

  • Summer: Golf Outing, speakers, and service projects
  • Fall: Rotary Park cleanup, Poinsettia Sales, and the Christmas Party
  • Winter: Every Rotarian Every Year campaign and global grant support
  • Spring: Rotary Park preparation, the Wine & Beer Tasting, and the Rotary Foundation Pig Roast

Everyone Has a Voice

Perhaps the most important message of the morning came at the end.

Tami encouraged every Rotarian to help shape the year by sharing ideas, volunteering to lead projects, and supporting one another. She challenged members to be constructive, assume good intentions, and remember that Rotary succeeds because members step forwardโ€”not because someone else does.

Ready...Set...Recruit!

To add a little fun to membership growth, Tami announced a year-long Membership Challenge.

Members will form recruiting teams, earn points for bringing guests to meetings, and score bonus points whenever a guest joins the club. The losing team? They'll be serving lunch to the winners at the end of the Rotary year!

As President Tami concluded, Rochester Rotary has accomplished remarkable things over the yearsโ€”but the opportunities ahead are even greater. With service projects, fundraising, fellowship, and a commitment to growing our membership, the club is well positioned to continue creating lasting impact, one project, one member, and one act of service at a time.

 
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