Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the October 27,2026, Meeting
Christine Hage, Editor
 ATTENDANCE
If you couldn’t join us on October 27, we missed you! We had 43 attendees, including four guests: Kim Ronan from Neighborhood House; Rochester structural engineer Mike Paradis, guest of Bill Ebinger; Birmingham Rotarian David Underdown, visiting from Rochester Toastmasters; and Donna Wagnitz, guest of Rachel Aviles.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, birthday boy Dave Walker, declared Vince Mattina the lucky member who escaped a fine! Vince was last week’s 15th handshake. But seriously, Vince, what are you doing standing on the street counting people as they walk in? Is this a Rotary meeting or a traffic study? 😂
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK

HAPPY BUCKS

  • A big thank-you to Linda Eastman for organizing such a fabulous trivia night! The evening raised $5,482 for PolioPlus, with the Gates Foundation matching contributions two to one. That means the fundraiser will have an even greater impact in the fight to eradicate polio worldwide! The club also celebrated exceeding its annual fundraising goal for the eradication of polio.  Joyce Joyce echoed the praise for the fabulous charcuterie board and all the delicious food. She also had a wonderful time playing trivia, even if some of the video game questions were outside her area of expertise!  Juliane Morian was delighted to serve as spokesperson for the winning team, El Presidente Margarita. The team generously contributed $20 from its winnings back to the club as a thank you. Additional thank yous are due to our sponsors. Congratulations to everyone who helped make this a success,
  • Tim Duncan reported that Free Bikes 4 Kids Detroit collected nearly 1,400 bikes in just five hours at their recent collection event! Now comes the repair work. Volunteers are needed on Saturday, November 14, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. in Detroit to clean and repair bikes. No mechanical expertise is necessary—knowing how to use a rag and spray bottle is enough! For those interested, lunch will follow at Slows Bar BQ. Contact Tim Duncan if you’d like to participate.
  • Tom Neveau shared an update about Nino Tocco, known to many through Rivercrest. Thank you to everyone who responded to the earlier email with messages for Nino. Those notes were forwarded to his wife, Shelly, who shared them with him. Nino is receiving hospice care, and the family appreciates your thoughts and support during this difficult time.
  •  Dave Archbold shared his excitement about attending the Lions game last week. Although the game may not have been pretty, a win is a win! Staying on the football theme, Dave acknowledged that not everyone was ready to celebrate the University of Michigan football, but that folks may want to become better acquainted with the University of Michigan's third-string quarterback!
  • Steve Oehler will be out at least this week following eye surgery. Members were asked to keep Steve in their thoughts and wish him a smooth recovery.
  • Vito Pampalona announced that his Christmas party at Walter Reed will take place on December 16. In the meantime, he is collecting holiday cards and gift cards in $25, $50, or other amounts to help wounded veterans and their families celebrate Christmas. He shared a touching story about a military wife who was deeply grateful for a $50 gift card because she had been worried about how she would afford Christmas presents for her children. Vito also reminded members that over 800 service members have been injured or killed in recent months, and the needs of military families remain significant. Every card and contribution is appreciated.
  • Birmingham Rotarian David Underdown was visiting today in his role as President of  Rochester Toastmasters. People who participate in Toastmasters speak with confidence, improve their communication skills, give and receive constructive feedback, and thrive in a supportive learning environment. The Rochester Toastmasters meet in the library at Rochester Christian University on the 1st and 3rd Thursdays of each month from 6:45 to 8:30 p.m. For more information, reach out to David Underdown at 248/909-1072.
BIRTHDAYS  & ANNIVERSARIES
David Walker celebrated his birthday on October 27, and Greg Schaefer celebrated his 13th year as a Rotarian.
 
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
Michael Dreon and Kim Ronan accepted a $10,000 check on behalf of Neighborhood House from Rochester Rotary Charities and expressed their gratitude for Rochester Rotary’s continued support and highlighted the significant needs within our local communities, including Rochester, Rochester Hills, Auburn Hills, and Oakland and Addison Townships. Although poverty may not always be visible in our communities, approximately 5.5% of residents across the five communities served by Neighborhood House live in poverty—roughly 8,000 people.

The $10,000 grant will be divided between two critical programs:

  • $5,000 for the Food Pantry: Neighborhood House expects to distribute more than 630,000 pounds of food to community members in need this year.

  • $5,000 for Direct Client Assistance: This program helps individuals and families remain in their homes and keep their utilities turned on. Neighborhood House expects to distribute more than $105,000 in direct assistance this year.

Jay Eastman presented Bryan Barnett with his fourth Paul Harris Fellow recognition. Bryan exemplifies Rotary’s Service Above Self motto through his work as Mayor of Rochester Hills, his service to the greater Rochester community, and his national leadership among mayors. Well deserved, Bryan!

It is Poinsettia time in Rochester!! Orders are now being taken online, and all Rotarians should be selling poinsettias.  This is one of our largest fundraisers of the year, and hopefully every Rotarian will sell at least one.  

SONG LEADER - Poinsettias, Pumpkins, and Potential Pop Stars! 🌺🎃🎶

Bob Lytle got us in the holiday spirit early with Poinsettia Song #1, sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus. Who needs a choir when you have a room full of Rotarians willing to sing for their lunch?

Then came a major announcement! Brian Griffin has an idea for bringing together a group of Rotarians to have some fun. He initially thought about gathering a few people for some casual musical entertainment, only to discover that decades ago Rochester Rotary already had a group called the Rototones! Well, that certainly opened a whole new can of musical worms.

The plans are still taking shape, but anyone interested in joining the fun is encouraged to talk with Brian. Whether this becomes a revival of the Rototones or an entirely new musical sensation remains to be seen. Auditions may be informal, but we make no promises about the quality of the singing!

We wrapped up with the ever-popular Pumpkin Bells, sung to the tune of Jingle Bells. Nothing says Rotary quite like seasonal produce set to music! 🎶

🚨SHERIFF'S REPORT - Halloween Hustlers, Royalty Investigations & Detroit Sports Mania!
 
 
 

🎶 Bob Lytle Rotary's Answer to Tin Pan Alley? Sheriff Bryan Barnett raised a suspicious question about Bob Lytle’s growing catalog of lyrics set to familiar tunes. Is Bob supplementing his retirement with songwriting royalties? And more importantly, Bob, are you reporting that income to the IRS? The Sheriff has questions, and the IRS may have a few of its own! We’re keeping an eye on you, Bob. 🎵💰

🏅 Sheriff Bryan was genuinely surprised to receive his fourth Paul Harris Fellow recognition. He graciously thanked Jay Eastman, who revealed the real story: Bryan’s own contributions to The Rotary Foundation pushed him over the threshold for this latest honor.  That’s right, folks. The Sheriff was rewarded for putting his money where his Rotary heart is. No fine for this one—just a well-deserved round of applause!

🎃 HALLOWEEN BY THE NUMBERS: THE SHERIFF’S INTERN HAS BEEN BUSY!

Sheriff Bryan admitted that when he’s on duty, he sometimes asks his trusty intern to dig up interesting facts about the day or season. This week, the intern went straight to the Halloween candy bowl.

  • Decorating fever: Halloween is the second-most-decorated holiday after Christmas. Apparently, we can’t leave a holiday alone without covering the house in lights, inflatables, and plastic skeletons.

  • Candy and decorations: Americans are expected to spend about $115 per person on Halloween candy and decorations.

  • Costumes: Billions are spent on costumes, with adults accounting for more than half the costume spending. Yes, grown-ups are dressing up, too. Some apparently need no costume to frighten their neighbors!

  • Pet costumes: A staggering amount is spent dressing up pets. The Sheriff wants to know: Who’s putting a costume on the cat, and how much did the cat charge you for the privilege?

When asked about his own Halloween plans, Paul Haig revealed he’d been a warlock. Not a witch, mind you—a warlock. The Sheriff accepted the clarification and allowed him to continue practicing magic, provided he paid his fine!

 THE GREAT PET-COSTUME FINE!

When the Sheriff mentioned Halloween pet costumes, veterinarians Tim Duncan and Bill Ebinger practically leaped to their feet in enthusiastic applause. Clearly, they have strong feelings about this booming industry—or perhaps they’re anticipating a busy season. Sheriff Bryan promptly slapped them with a $1,000 fine, to be split between the two of them. Apparently, cheering for dressed-up dogs is an expensive hobby!

🏈 DETROIT SPORTS: FINALLY, SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT!

The Sheriff moved on to more important matters: our beloved Detroit sports teams.

  • Detroit Lions: The Lions are 4–2, and fans are celebrating every whistle that finally goes our way. Parson Tom Townsend showed up sporting his Lions gear, proving that faith comes in many forms. Lions fans, cough up $5!

  • Detroit Pistons: Undefeated and looking promising! The season is young, the competition is tough, and optimism is running dangerously high. Basketball fans, you know the drill.

  • Detroit Red Wings: Despite plenty of front-office turmoil, the Wings keep winning. A 24-year-old goalie helped deliver another victory over Edmonton, giving hockey fans something to cheer about besides arguing over management. Detroit sports fans, that’ll be $5, please!

Funeral director John Modetz was in attendance, but the room greeted him with suspicious silence. Not a single round of applause! The Sheriff concluded that everyone was simply terrified of him. When asked what he planned to be for Halloween, John reportedly answered, “In business.” Naturally. Some people wear costumes; others just go to work. The Sheriff hinted that he usually has a good joke ready for John. This time, he asked everyone to pretend he had just delivered a hilarious punchline and laugh anyway. The room was then encouraged to watch John pay $10. John, consider yourself lucky. The Sheriff’s best material remains classified!

💜 PAUL HARRIS GENEROSITY: THE FINAL COLLECTION

Before closing the books, Sheriff Bryan asked everyone to contribute $5 toward Rotary Charities. In celebration of receiving his Paul Harris recognition, he pledged an additional $200 himself to help push the total even higher. He really just wanted to show up the other sheriffs!

A generous gesture from our Sheriff, and proof that while he may hand out fines with enthusiasm, he’s just as willing to open his own wallet for a good cause.

That’s a wrap, Rotarians! Keep your Halloween candy stocked, your sports loyalties strong, your songwriting royalties properly reported, and your wallets within reach. The Sheriff is always watching! 🚨 A total of $402, including Bryan Barnett's $200, was collected.

 
SPEAKER 

Juliane Morian Demonstrates Rotary’s Website and ClubRunner App

Juliane Morian led an instructional presentation to help Rochester Rotarians make better use of the club’s website and ClubRunner mobile app, with particular emphasis on the annual poinsettia fundraiser.

Ordering Poinsettias Online

Juliane demonstrated how members can access the poinsettia sale through the website’s fundraising section or the ClubRunner app. The process involves three simple steps:

  1. Choose delivery or pickup. Members must register their preferred option first. Delivery requires an order of at least 15 plants; individual orders can be picked up at Bordine’s.

  2. Select poinsettias. Options include red poinsettias in large, extra-large, and jumbo sizes; white poinsettias in large; and a red poinsettia donation for a homebound senior. Members may also add a donation.

  3. Check out and pay. Payment options include credit card through PayPal, check, or “Bill Me Later” for eligible Rotarians. The latter allows the club treasurer to bill the member’s Rotary account.

Juliane explained that PayPal securely processes online credit card payments, so the club does not handle members’ credit card information directly. Members who prefer not to use PayPal can arrange payment through the treasurer’s team.

After ordering, members can expect up to three emails: an order confirmation, a notice reflecting payment status, and a PayPal receipt if they paid online. Those choosing “Bill Me Later” may receive an invoice and payment prompt but do not have to pay immediately.

Members can also share the public ordering link or the flyer’s QR code with coworkers, friends, and family. Juliane encouraged everyone to place orders promptly so the club can meet its sales commitment to Bordine’s.

Other Website and App Features

Beyond fundraising, the website provides upcoming speakers and events, club news, and minutes from both the main board and Rochester Rotary Charities board meetings. Members can also browse past RotoScoop newsletters, look ahead to speakers they may want to invite guests to hear, and find club information.

The mobile app offers convenient access to the membership directory, including members’ email addresses, phone numbers, and birthdays. Members can update their contact information through their profile. Juliane encouraged everyone to verify that their information is accurate and refresh the app if recent changes do not appear. Members needing help installing the app or retrieving login credentials can ask Juliane for help.

She also clarified the distinction between ClubRunner, which powers the club’s website and app, and Rotary International’s separate My Rotary website, where members can access their Rotary Foundation recognition information.

Juliane welcomed feedback on the online ordering process and noted that member suggestions have already led to improvements, including clearer instructions about PayPal payments.

Her message was simple: take advantage of the tools available, keep your information current, and ask for help when needed. The easier online ordering becomes, the more efficiently Rochester Rotary can manage its fundraising efforts.

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