Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the August 11, 2026, Meeting
Christine Hage, Editor
 
The menu for August 18 includes salad bar, chicken wings, rigatoni with sauce, buttermilk smashed potatoes, and mini desserts.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on August 11, you were missed! We had 38 attendees, including Ernie Schaeffer's ​​​​​​guest John Polak; Shirley Gofrank's guest Jennifer Lundy; and Kim Ronan, guest of the Club.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, David Walker, declared Linda Eastman the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK 
Jerry Wanket passed the trophy on to Joyce Joyce for her attempts to gather canned goods from her pantry that WEREN'T expired.
 
 
HAPPY BUCKS
  • Christine Hage was happy to have solved her problem when her email recently got hacked.  If you got a mysterious email from Christine, do not open it; delete it.
  • Joyce Joyce cleaned out her pantry and found several cans of soup that had 2016 expiration dates on them.  Those cans would not have helped Neighborhood House's Food Pantry, but the clean-out process may have saved Karen Joyce's life!
  • Kim Ronan, Fund Development officer for Neighborhood House, thanked everyone for the years of support the Club has given NH. Today she picked up canned soups that were NOT expired and will deliver them to the Food Pantry on her way home.
  • Kyle Johnson and his wife Elizabeth celebrated their second anniversary this past week. Congratulations to them!
  • Linda Eastman thoroughly enjoyed a recent family (15 family members) vacation to Montana. Her brother, a National Glacier Park tour guide, drove them through the park, and they even saw a grizzly bear. Her brother had not seen one in the past 3 years, so it looks like all the wildlife turned out to greet the Eastmans.
  • Jeff Duperon enjoyed a recent trip across the new Gordie Howe Bridge to Windsor.  It was easy peasy, and he also enjoyed a great dinner in a Canadian Chinese restaurant.
  • Bob Lytle was happy to "babysit" his 17-year-old grandson while the young man recovered from successful open-heart surgery.
  • Parson Tom Townsend was happy to report that he survived an auto accident in which his car found itself playing the unfortunate role of filling in a three-car pile-up sandwich. 🥪🚗🚙
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
  • As announced last week, the Rochester Community House will be closing for renovation beginning September 1st. We need to relocate our meetings and are looking for a location to cover September through December. If you know of a business, restaurant, or non-profit that can help out this fall, please let President Tami Salisbury know.  We are already booked at the Rochester Hills Museum at Van Hoosen Farm for January 2027 through May 2027.
  • Just a reminder that our annual golf outing is coming up on September 21st.  We continue to look for sponsors and golfers.  Details are available on the Club website.
 
SONG LEADER
Bob Lytle ​​​​​​led us in singing Blue Skies and Oklahoma. I'm not sure how they tied into this week's speaker's talk.
 
SHERIFF'S REPORT
🏌️ Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer Calls a Foul… and the Golf Outing Is in the Rough!
  • Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer arrived with Linda Eastman and committed the ultimate Rotary offense: he held the door open for the lady. Linda “lurched”, Peter's description of her entrance, through the doorway and became the 15th handshake of the day. Sheriff Peter felt he had been hoodwinked out of a 15th handshake for his display of gentlemanly behavior. Fortunately, he was also the Sheriff and therefore had the power to issue fines. Conveniently, he had no intention of waiving any fines he wasn’t going to give himself. Now THAT is leadership!
  • Then Sheriff Peter spotted Jerry Wanket with the Rotarian of the Week trophy. “Jerry, how embarrassed do you have to be to put the trophy in a bag just to bring it into the meeting?” he asked. “Aren’t you proud to be Rotarian of the Week?” Apparently, Jerry is practicing the humility golf swing—keep your trophy out of sight and hope nobody notices.
  • Next up was Jeff Duperon. Sheriff Peter wanted to know if Jeff really went all the way to Windsor… for Chinese food. That’s quite a drive for General Tso’s!
Then, naturally, the Sheriff’s thoughts zoomed in to golf.
⛳ 40 Days Until Tee Time!
The Rochester Rotary Golf Outing is September 21, and the club is already in full golf-outing mode. Registration begins at 9 a.m., and this is the club’s second-largest fundraiser of the year, so everybody needs to get out there and recruit golfers and sponsors.
And yes—you can come even if your idea of a perfect golf swing is swinging by the buffet. You can attend the dinner and festivities without playing golf. Just register and pay for dinner, and consider yourself an honorary member of the 19th hole.
Sheriff Peter also introduced a new variation on the scramble: The Table Fine. If someone at your table gets fined, the entire table is on the hook for $5. Teamwork! Camaraderie! Collective financial responsibility! Just like a scramble—one person hits the ball, and everybody else pays for it.
And, of course, the Sheriff came prepared with golf jokes:
  • President Tammy Salisbury has a great follow-through. Let’s see if she can apply that same principle to Rotary!
  • Tom Neveau seems to spend the whole day in the woods. No explanation necessary.
  • Tom Townsend may not be a bad automobile driver, but when asked what his favorite golf club was, he said, “The really long one I use to scoop the ball out of the water.” Apparently, that’s also the club he’s had regripped the most.
🏌️ Recruit, Recruit, Recruit!
We’re already more than halfway to last year’s golfer count, and the committee thinks this could be our biggest golf outing ever. Everyone should have received Tom Neveau’s Club Runner email. Forward it to your golfing buddies—no secret handshake required.
 
Need a foursome? Want to play but don’t have enough golfers? We’ll get you paired up faster than someone yelling “FORE!”
 
Brian Griffin was also put on the spot: Are you playing golf this year, Brian? After all, the club has already booked different entertainment, so apparently the pressure is on!
Volunteers are needed to help with registration, and volunteers will be out on the course doing what Rotarians do best—harassing golfers in the name of charity.
The day will wrap up with live music, a buffet, prizes, and plenty of opportunities to remind everyone that Rotary knows how to throw a party after surviving 18 holes.
Sponsors are also being contacted, including past sponsors and new prospects. Farmers Insurance and HealthQuest are already on board as primary sponsors.
So mark your calendar: September 21. 9 a.m. Registration.
Start by signing up, recruiting golfers, and recruiting sponsors. Start polishing your clubs.
And remember: It’s not about whether you hit a good shot. It’s about how convincingly you tell everyone afterward that you almost did. ⛳ 
Sheriff Stuhlreyer did a great job of collecting $160 for the good of the cause.
 
 
SPEAKER 
Tell the Story: Moving Beyond the Headline
 
Christina Heppner, a communications consultant, facilitator, and former television news anchor and reporter, challenged Rochester Rotary members to think differently about how they talk about themselves and the organization during her recent presentation, “The Importance of Story.”
Her message was simple but powerful: Don’t just share the headline—tell the story behind it.
Heppner began by asking, “What would you say if someone asked you what you do—or what Rotary does?” Too often, she explained, people respond with a job title, a mission statement, a résumé or a list of accomplishments. While those facts are important, they don’t necessarily create an emotional connection.
“The one thing most people are missing is the theme that makes people move and connect,” she said. “It’s the story behind what you do and why you do it.”
To illustrate her point, Heppner shared an NPR social media experiment. NPR posted the headline, “Why Doesn’t America Read Anymore?” Hundreds of people immediately commented, defending their reading habits or offering opinions about why Americans supposedly don’t read. The catch? The post was an April Fool’s Day experiment, and those who clicked through discovered the real story. Most commenters had never read beyond the headline.
Heppner said we do something similar when we encounter people and organizations. We hear someone’s job title or see an organization’s name and immediately form our own story about them—without taking the time to discover what they actually do or the impact they make.
Research backs up the power of storytelling. Heppner cited a study described in the book Made to Stick, in which participants delivered one-minute presentations. While most relied on statistics and facts, only some incorporated a story. When listeners were later surveyed, just 5% remembered an individual fact, while 63% remembered the stories.
Heppner then shared a moving example from her own journalism career: the story of Sammy, an eight-year-old boy battling a rare form of leukemia. During a lengthy medically induced coma, Sammy’s family played Blake Shelton songs for him. When he recovered, those songs became a powerful source of comfort and connection.
Heppner told Sammy’s story—and the story ultimately reached Shelton’s manager. Sammy was invited to meet his musical idol, creating a moment his family will never forget.
“Everyone has a story like this,” Heppner told Rotarians. “It might not be as big as meeting Blake Shelton or going through something tragic, but you have a story.”
Members then shared their own Rotary stories, including a Rotary-sponsored service dog that profoundly affected a veteran and the personal support one member received from fellow Rotarians during a difficult recovery.
Heppner challenged members to put those stories to work. Tell one person the story. Share it on social media with a photo or video. And rethink Rotary posts that simply say, “We had a great turnout” or “It was a successful event.” Instead, tell the story of the person, moment or impact behind the event.
“You may not have written the headline,” Heppner reminded the group, “but you get to write what’s next. You get to tell that story, and you get to make an impact in your community through that story.”
For Rotary, the lesson is clear: Our greatest stories are not just about what we do. They’re about the people whose lives are changed because we did it.
 
 
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