Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the September 9, 2025 Meeting
RotoScoop Editor: Christine Hage
 
 
Menu for September 16: Salad bar, chicken noodle soup, variety of sandwiches, rice cripsy treats for dessert.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on September 9, you were missed! We had 38 Rotarians in attendance and NO guests!
 
INVOCATION
Jerry Carvey gave today’s invocation.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, Kay Ellen Wilkins, declared Phil Lowman the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
WHO AM I?
Who am I?
  • I joined Rotary because a colleague told me about it, and I wanted to give back to a community that has given so much to me. My favorite Rotary memories are the Christmas party at the Royal Park. I play the saxophone.
  • I joined Rotary to connect with a group that gives so much to the community. My favorite Rotary memories are of the wine tasting and the love I get from Stu Siegner. I could eat pizza every day of my life. You will find the answers below.
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK
After hogging the trophy for three weeks, Annette Werner passed it on to Kay Ellen Wilkins, who has been a member for slightly more than a year and has helped thousands of people learn to play an instrument. 

 

BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES
Shirley Gofrank and Kyle Johnson celebrate birthdays this week. Tom DelPup is celebrating his 9th anniversary as a Rotarian.
 
HAPPY BUCKS 
Mayor Bryan Barnett is turning politics into prime-time entertainment with his State of the City address, Defying Gravity, next Thursday, September 18. Doors fly open at 6:30 p.m., and the show kicks off at Stoney Creek High School. Don’t be late—you’ll miss the drama.

Meanwhile, Shirley Gofrank proved she knows how to throw down, celebrating not one, not two, but FOUR birthdays in one weekend (hers, her son’s, her daughter-in-law’s, and a grandkid’s). Somebody call the party police! 🎉

Save the date: The District Foundation Gala struts into the Royal Park Hotel on November 13. Fancy attire optional, fun mandatory. You can get more information or register at:  https://rotary6380.org/events/district-6380-foundation-celebration/

Steve Oehler handed Phil Lowman his 9th Paul Harris Award. Phil, you’re basically Rotary royalty now. 👑

And let’s not forget our future fearless leader—President-Elect Tami Salisbury. She shared results from her social activity survey (29 Rotarians weighed in), and the verdict is in: we’re all about quarterly fun. Cultural outings, volunteering, happy hours, and holiday shindigs are on the menu. Cheers to that! 🥂

CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
Who Am I? answer: Tim Duncan plays the saxophone, and Bryan Barnett could eat pizza every day. 
 
Speaking of Mayor Bryan Barnett, he is turning politics into prime-time entertainment with his State of the City address, "Defying Gravity," next Thursday, September 18. Doors fly open at 6:30 p.m., and the show kicks off at 7 p.m. at Stoney Creek High School. Don’t be late—you’ll miss the drama.

Meanwhile, Shirley Gofrank proved she knows how to throw down, celebrating not one, not two, but FOUR birthdays in one weekend (hers, her son’s, her daughter-in-law’s, and a grandkid’s). Somebody call the party police! 🎉

Annual Golf Outing – Monday, September 22 at Twin Lakes 

  • Tee time: 10:00 a.m. | Awards & meal ~3:00 p.m.
  • Not a golfer? No problem—grab the meal-only option. Expect music, a cash bar, and plenty of fun.
  • Cost: $170 per golfer

  • Goal: 100 golfers + event sponsors (we’re looking at you 👀) 

  • Note: No Tuesday meeting that week.

  • Register here: Rochester Rotary Golf Outing.

Just a reminder that there will NOT be a meeting on Tuesday, September 23.

Pizza night at Buddy’s was a hit! Linda Eastman gave a big shoutout to her husband, Dr. Jay Eastman, who picked up a massive order and treated his staff to lunch today. Jay, you’re the real MVP. 🍕👏

Save the date: The District Foundation Gala struts into the Royal Park Hotel on November 13. Fancy attire optional, fun mandatory. For the deets—go to https://rotary6380.org/events/district-6380-foundation-celebration/

Steve Oehler handed Phil Lowman his 9th Paul Harris Award. Phil, you’re basically Rotary royalty now. 👑

 

 

And let’s not forget our future fearless leader—President-Elect Tami Salisbury. She shared results from her social activity survey (29 Rotarians weighed in), and the verdict is in: we’re all about quarterly fun. Cultural outings, volunteering, happy hours, and holiday shindigs are on the menu. Cheers to that! 🥂

 
SONG LEADER

Bob Lytle had big Broadway dreams for us today—show tunes galore to match our scheduled speaker. But when the speaker called in sick, Bob had to punt. 🎭 Instead, he threw down with the classics: the fight songs for the University of Michigan and Michigan State.

U of M’s anthem got top billing (it’s older—1817, because age before beauty, right?). Then came MSU’s, because, well… they actually won this past weekend. Touché, Spartans. 🏈💚

 
SHERIFF'S REPORT
🔥 Sheriff Bryan Barnett came in hot after being tapped last-minute to run the fines session. No warmup, just straight to the firing range.
🎯 First target? John Gabor. Since John’s a smart guy, Bryan hit him with some trivia: “Next year the U.S. turns 250—what’s that called?” John mumbled something about, well… the 250th birthday. Wrong. Bryan smugly announced it’s called our Semiquincentennial. John shot back: “Can you spell that?” Spoiler: Bryan could not. Verdict: draw. 🤠
🏈The Sheriff then fined Paula D'Ambrosio because she rocks and demonstrated that by being able to pivot from Broadway tunes to university fight songs.
🍎 This past weekend was Art & Apples. Fined if you went, fined if you didn’t. Basically, no one was safe.
😇 David Archbold almost skated free since he beat Bryan to the meeting. But nope—Bryan made him earn it: 10 seconds of silence. Shockingly, David pulled it off. Witnesses are still recovering.
💚 Who’s Wicked? Anyone who’s seen Wicked, the musical, was not fined. The lone holdout? David Walker. Pay up, Mr. Anti-Broadway.
💎 Big moment for Phil Lowman—his 9th Paul Harris Award. That’s the same number of… let’s say “battles Phil has survived.” 🦠👏
🍕 Linda Eastman rocked a fabulous pizza mask while hyping Buddy’s Pizza Night—and boom, we had a great turnout. Sheriff Bryan praised Linda for bragging on her husband Dr. Jay Eastman… then immediately fined Melinda Deel for not gushing about her husband, Ryan. Spousal equality, Rotary style.
💰 With the $1.8 BILLION Powerball looming, Sheriff Bryan grilled members on what they’d do if they won:
  • Juliane Morian would give it all to the Library 📚 (Bryan suggested redirecting it to Christine Hage’s library tour biz 💼).
  • Bill Ebinger flat out didn’t want the money 🙅.
  • John Modetz? Easy. He’d buy another funeral home. ⚰️
👀 Members with fond memories of first jobs, first marriages, or first days of school—Bryan didn’t even bother asking. Just drop the cash quietly.
🎤 On This Day in History:
  • Elvis Presley shook things up with “Hound Dog” on Ed Sullivan. Got Elvis merch? Pay up. 🕺
  • Buzz Aldrin decked a moon landing conspiracy nut in 2002. Conspiracy theorists in the room? Pay double. 🚀🥊
  • Detroit Tigers are basically playoff-bound with a 99.7% chance. Doubters, cough up your fines. 🐯
  • Queen Elizabeth II surpassed Queen Victoria on this day in 2015, becoming the longest-reigning monarch. All queens must pay tribute. 👑
  • All who are following the Travis & Taylor (yes, that’s Kelce + Swift) engagement buzz—your obsession costs you. 💍🎶
😂 David Archbold claimed he doesn’t follow celeb gossip. Why? Because he’s too busy tracking the exciting life of Bryan Barnett, America’s Most Popular Mayor! (His words, not ours.)
🎂 Birthday roll call:
  • Michael Bublé (50—same as Bryan 🎶)
  • Adam Sandler (59—still yelling in every movie 🤪)
  • Hugh Grant (65—if you’ve seen every Hugh Grant rom-com, Bryan says you officially lose your “dude card” 💅)
  • Colonel Sanders (born 1890—bucket of fines, extra crispy 🍗).
Thanks to Sheriff Barnett's creative enforcement, we raised an additional $230  for our scholarship program! Remember, these “fines” are all in good fun, max out at $5 regardless of what the Sheriff says, and serve a great purpose: building camaraderie and raising funds for our charitable efforts, especially scholarships. Let’s continue living out the Rotary motto, "Service Above Self," with enthusiasm, punctuality, and a healthy dose of Rochester pride and humor!
 
SPEAKER 
Note from the Editor: I know this will be long, but I found everyone's story to be so interesting, I didn't want to leave anyone out.
Blake McLellan started us off by saying he just moved to Rochester Hills with his wife and three kids.
Eric Whipple, who works alongside his father-in-law, Steve Cooper, as a financial advisor at Morgan Stanley Wealth Management, shared that his mission for clients is to balance making money and taking care of their families.
John Gabor has been a Rotarian for 27 years. He has served on the Rochester Hills City Council, lived in RH since the 1990s, and practices law at Williams, Williams, Rattner and Plunket in Birmingham, focusing on zoning and corporate work. His kids are grown and live outside the area, but he hopes they’ll return to Rochester Hills someday. John joined Rotary through Jerry Carvey, who told him Rochester Rotary was the best service club.
Tim Crawford has been a member for 30 years, brought in by Bill Morgan. Tim owned an insurance agency for 25 years, which he recently sold to Alkeme. He has seven grandchildren.
Ron DiLiddo, who moved from Ohio and retired in 2011, was introduced to Rotary at a Christmas party at the Royal Park. At that party, Cary Riggs, who brought Ron into Rotary, led a playful elimination game. The last three Rotarians standing—Ted Roumell, the late Pete Duhamel, and Bob Lytle—sang a Latin Catholic hymn, which convinced Ron to join!
George Krozier was also brought into Rotary by Cary Riggs and enjoys organizing fundraisers on Rotary committees.
Jerry Carvey was originally a Rotarian in Alma before joining Rochester Rotary in 1970. He and his wife, Clara, have hosted four exchange students through Rotary. Jerry retired in 1988, served on the Rochester Hills City Council, and is proud to have helped preserve land in Rochester Hills.
Russ Shelton joined 31 years ago, brought in by Bill Hanson and Bill Potere. Russ is an “honorary” Rotary member since he also belonged to the Rochester Hills Lions Club when dual membership wasn’t allowed. He owned a Buick dealership for 66 years, selling it three years ago, and has lived in Rochester, Rochester Hills, and Oakland Township.
Bob Lytle, now back at Rotary after a third hip repair, loved being a pharmacist and is also an author of young adult books.
President Rachel Aviles is a financial advisor with Merrill Lynch. She practiced law for three years before joining Merrill Lynch, where she now helps clients achieve their financial goals.
Christine Hage loves being a grandmother and is the mother of 44-year-old twins. She does NOT recommend the movie Twinless to anyone who is a parent of twins or has twin family members.
Dave Archbold once worked at Eastern Michigan University and served as President of the Ypsilanti Rotary Club. He was scheduled to start at Oakland University on September 11, 2001, but was delayed until October due to EMU’s flight school connection with the terrorists. He thinks Rochester Hills is America’s finest city.
Tami Salisbury was invited to join Rochester Rotary by Vince Mattina in 2009. She knew instantly that Rotarians were “her people.” Outside of Rotary, she is a professional fundraiser.
Jeff Duperon, introduced to Rotary in 2019 by Bryan Barnett, owns three companies: TNE International, LLC (he does not suggest investing in international trade at this time), TNE Investment Group (real estate & securities), and Novel Energy Distribution Systems (high-voltage components). His 17-year-old daughter attends Avondale High School, and his son is in his second year of an early college program at Rochester Christian University.
Kay Ellen Wilkins is relatively new to Rotary. On a book club trip to Atlanta, she sat next to Stu Siegner, who had recently injured his hand with a chainsaw. When she returned to Rochester, she joined Rotary. She and her husband own the Rochester Conservatory of Music, celebrating its 40th anniversary. She is a pianist, and the Conservatory has 28 teachers and 450 students, ranging in age from 1 to 78 years old.
John Modetz, reconsidering how he’d spend $1.8 million, said he’d put $500,000 toward dredging a lake and the rest into his funeral business. An Eagle Scout project led him to shadow funeral director Robert Rice, who inspired his career. Fifty-four years later, John purchased that original funeral home. He and his wife, Mary, have hosted two Rotary exchange students, inspired by Jerry Carvey’s positive experiences.
Linda Eastman shared a secret: she was once kicked out of the Green Lantern Bar. Twenty-five years ago, while managing a men’s softball team, they were told they were too noisy and asked to leave. 🍺
Paul Licker was born in NYC, but at birth, his baby bracelet was accidentally swapped with that of an Italian baby. Years later in Italy, his son jokingly told him, “You may not be Italian, but I am!”
Juliane Morian, the 10th library director at RHPL, worked in web design before moving into libraries. She values community connection and lifelong learning.
Bill Ebinger joined Rotary in 1974. As a veterinarian, he went on a medical mission to the Philippines, where he worked with an ophthalmologist. They later founded World Blindness Outreach, through which Bill has made 50 eye mission trips globally. He eventually specialized in veterinary ophthalmology. In 1972, he hired 15-year-old Tim Duncan for roof repairs—and the rest is history.
Paul Haig, invited by former Rotarian Neil Hartwig, ran the Club’s first auction, raising $20,000. Paul is a jeweler and author.
Carol Franciosi has been a Rotarian for 30 years, serving in multiple clubs, and has hosted two group study visitors. She once had to pay a $3,000 bar bill at Rochester Mills after a group study night out, then made arrangements to drive everyone home!
Steve Oehler has been a member for 10 years, living in the area for 35 years. Retired for 13 years, he loves Rochester Hills.
Tom DelPup, an attorney and financial planner, joined Rotary nine years ago thanks to Renee Cortright. He enjoys the Club’s songs and camaraderie. Tom is also an accomplished needleworker, especially in cross-stitch.
Vince Mattina, a recently retired CPA, joined Rotary years ago after working with Shirley Gofrank, who invited him. He considers Phil Lowman his travel mentor.
Phil Lowman was convinced to join Rotary 30 years ago after Christine Hage told him, “Anyone who is anyone in town is in Rotary.” He now loves Rotary, too.
Marty McClure, invited by Paul Haig in 1985, has worked as a draftsman and machine designer. He also volunteered at Common Ground. He and his wife, Anne Porter, love traveling and sailing the Great Lakes.
Shirley Gofrank says her best decision was opening a CPA firm with Vince Mattina. Encouraged by Pat Botkin, she joined Rotary 25 years ago. She co-chaired the golf outing for years and now organizes Rotary's support of Neighborhood House’s Blast Off 2 School event. Since retiring in 2017, she splits her time between Rochester Hills and Naples, FL.
Annette Werner is Director of Education for Comfort Keepers, an in-home care service. For 20 years, she has worked with Alzheimer’s support groups. A native New Yorker from a very Italian family, she experienced culture shock when she moved to the Midwest, but has since settled in well.
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