Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the August 18,  2026, Meeting
Christine Hage, Editor
 
The menu for August 25 includes a salad bar, burgers, mac and cheese, baked beans, potato salad and cookies.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on August 18, you were missed! We had 44 attendees, including Brad Scott, a guest of Tami Salisbury, and Jennifer Lundy, a guest of Shirley Gofrank.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, David Walker, declared Shirley Gofrank the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK

Joyce Joyce passed the trophy to her daughter, Karen Joyce, in appreciation for all she does around their house.

 
BIRTHDAYS  & ANNIVERSARIES
There were no birthdays to celebrate this week, but Alan McLellan is celebrating 17 years as a Rotarian; Paul Licker and Kay Ellen Wilkins are celebrating their second year as Rotarians; and Megan Terbrack, our Interact Advisor at Stoney Creek, is celebrating her third year as a Rotarian.
 
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
The Blue Diamonds team is leading in the membership drive by one point.
 
Cody Salinas, owner of Farmers Insurance, was inducted as our newest member. Cody and his young family live in Rochester. He has previous experience as a nursing home administrator.
 
Chris Pass received his first Paul Harris Award. Jay Eastman provided an informative but not-so-brief or entertaining history of Paul Harris and the award that bears his name.
 
Peter Stuhlreyer reminded members that the Charities Annual Golf Outing is coming up on Monday, September 21st, at Twin Lakes Golf & Swim Club, 455 Twin Lakes Drive, Oakland Township, MI 48363. Tickets include golf, a meal, and beverages. Registration is open now. We can always welcome more sponsors, golfers, and guests!
 
President Tami Salisbury reminded everyone that we will relocate our meetings beginning September 1 to The Harrison in downtown Rochester (northwest corner of Fourth and Main Street). Meetings will take place there from September through December of this year. There is one hour of free parking in the City deck close to the back entrance of the restaurant. Free parking is available behind the Roxy on Walnut.
 
Linda Eastman announced that Charities will hold a Polio Fundraiser Trivia Night on October 23. A location has not yet been selected, but save the date for what promises to be a fun evening!
 
Tami Salisbury announced that Mark Gjokaj, Co-Owner and Chief Operating Officer of Natural Painting in Utica, MI,  has donated his time and supplies to help spruce up Rotary Gateway Park. Mark painted the gazebo and repaired the drinking fountain in the park. A huge thank you to Mark!
  
HAPPY BUCKS
  • David Archbold shared that his wife is doing better. She has completed brain surgery and will begin radiation treatment in the next four to six weeks. Dave is back to work at OU. 
  • Shirley Gorfrank thanked the 10 volunteers who helped with Blast Off 2 School. This year, Neighborhood House distributed approximately 500 backpacks filled with grade-appropriate school supplies to students in Pre-K through high school. 
  • Karen Joyce is looking forward to a trip to Paris, where she and Joyce will meet up with their former Rotary exchange student and his family. 
  • Jay Eastman reminded everyone about the Foundation Gala on November 5 at the Polish Century Club. 
  • Joyce Joyce is happy that her daughter does all the planning for their travels. Karen plans, and Joyce pays. Now that is a sweet deal! 
  • Tami Salisbury is happy and proud of her brother, who recently retired from the Madison Heights Police Department.
SONG LEADER

The end of summer brings back Mackinac Island memories for this week's song leader, Bob Lytle. The words were super simple: The Mackinac Bridge—over and over and over.

Then, to tie the song into today's speaker, Bob changed the words to The Gordie Howe Bridge. Everyone could sing along because the melody was familiar to one and all.

The problem? No one knew the name of the original melody.

Revealed here in the RotoScoop for the first time: it is the famous 1888 Mexican classical waltz "Sobre las Olas" (known in English as "Over the Waves") by composer Juventino Rosas. This will be news to most Rotarians who no doubt were more familiar with the Sesame Street version of The George Washington Bridge!

SHERIFF'S REPORT

Sheriff/Mayor Bryan Barnett arrived at today’s meeting with absolutely nothing in his pocket. But, as every good Rotarian knows, Rotarians never disappoint a Sheriff. And boy, did we deliver.

  • First up: Bob Lytle’s new jingle. Sheriff Bryan gave Bob a little grief over the song nobody knew the words to, and wondered aloud how on earth we expect to attract anyone in their 20s or 30s if this is our idea of entertainment. To be fair, Sheriff Bryan was impressed that Bob managed to connect the song to today’s speaker. But singing about the Mackinac Bridge and then suddenly swinging into the Gordie Howe Bridge? That’s like inviting your first wife to your second wife’s wedding. Awkward. Very awkward. Bob, you owe $300.
  • Sheriff Bryan noticed several Rotarians angling for a little pat on the back today. First up was Dave Archbold, who casually mentioned that the prayer was really good. Tami Salisbury quickly pointed out, “That was your idea, David!” Well, Dave. That got awkward fast. A little self-promotion around the prayer? $5.
  • Then Linda Eastman proposed a Rochester Rotary Charities trivia night—and just happened to mention that she is already on a trivia team. Interesting.
  • And then Dave Walker quietly asked the Sheriff how he could get Mark Gjokaj’s phone number because he wanted some work done at his house. Dave, Mark just donated his time and materials to Rotary. He is not doing your house for free. Let's get rid of the selfishness.
  • Speaking of Rotary, Jay Eastman gave such a lengthy history of Paul Harris that for a minute we thought he was the program. Jay, the meeting had a schedule. $5 for the extended edition.
  • Welcome, Cody! Sheriff Bryan called for a round of applause for our newest member, Cody SalinasWelcome to Rochester Rotary, Cody! That will be a $5 welcome.
  • Yolanda Udell was called out for declaring that Juliane Morian was her favorite librarian.   Bold move, Yolanda. Especially since retired librarian Christine Hage was sitting right next to her. That’s what we call poor timing.
  • Steve Cooper is helping people take the panic out of the market by offering loans at 30% interest—with three days to pay them back. What could possibly go wrong? 
  • Sheriff Bryan is not exactly convinced that Tami Salisbury’s membership points program is being run fairly. Once again, the point system was explained; Bryan wondered whether his team could earn a million points by bringing a redhead into the Club. At this point, given that the rules and point values keep changing, Sheriff Bryan—who actually knows a thing or two about running elections—has zero percent confidence in the integrity of this election. He’s confused. We’re confused. Tami knows exactly what she’s doing. Probably.
  • There were a LOT of golfers in the room today. Golfers who have already played five times this year were asked to pay $10 because, clearly, they can afford it. The Sheriff has spoken. 
  • Sheriff Bryan was hoping Kay Ellen Wilkins would welcome him to his new neighborhood with some delicious snacks. Still waiting. On the bright side, at least Joyce Joyce didn’t show up at his new door carrying a container of expired soup. We call that progress.
  • Some disappointing news today: The University of Michigan named its new president. And it wasn’t Shirley Gofrank. We’re still processing the disappointment.
  • Lunch at Sheriff Bryan’s table was…unique. He has tremendous respect for everyone at his table, but the conversation was a little difficult to follow. When asked what they thought of today’s lunch, someone said there was no fruit punch. Someone else apparently thought the conversation was about the crunch of the desserts. At that table, the hearing was not exactly at peak performance. Sheriff Bryan thought he was the only person whose hearing was good enough to understand what was happening. #Rotary!  
  • Sheriff Bryan moved on to the weather—and things are getting weird. 
    • Flash floods in Indiana. 
    • Extreme heat in Europe.
    • A 7.7 earthquake in Indonesia. 
    • hurricane in Hawaii. 
    • Fires in Washington State.
And here in Rochester Hills? 82 degrees and sunny all week. Apparently, Rochester Hills is living right.
 
  • Did anybody hear about the three tubers up north whose tubes deflated in the Muskegon River? They were apparently on their own for 3 days and survived on bark and flowers. True story. Meanwhile, Dave Archbold complains when the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is broken. $5, Dave. Priorities.
  • Then Sheriff Bryan asked Jeff Duperon if he knew Oz Pearlman, the Emmy-winning mentalist and renowned performer. Jeff sort of nodded. That was enough. Sheriff Bryan announced that he was thinking of a number between one and one million. He showed the number to President Tami, then challenged Jeff to guess it. After a dramatic pause, Jeff said: 656,285. It was correct. Absolutely unbelievable. The Sheriff’s only question: Is this fair to all concerned? Is this fair to all concernedWe may need an investigation.
  • Finally, Sheriff Bryan wrapped things up with some notable birthdays.  
    • Rosalynn Carter — 1927 
    • Robert Redford — 1936 
    • Patrick Swayze — 1952 
    • Christian Slater — 1969

If you share a birthday with any of these people, congratulations. It’s your day. Although, as we established earlier, there are no Rotarian birthdays today—or this week. Apparently, we missed the celebrity birth lottery.

  • On this date in 1920, the 19th Amendment, giving women the right to vote, was ratified by one vote. The deciding vote was cast by a 24-year-old representative who changed his vote after receiving a note from his mother. You’ve got to love mothers.

And you’ve got to love a Sheriff who can turn a Rotary meeting into a history lesson, a comedy show, an election investigation, and a mentalism act ... and raise $208 for Rochester Rotary Charities, all before lunch is over.

Another successful day in the life of Rochester Rotary!

 
SPEAKER
 
The New Gordie Howe International Bridge
 
Heather Grondin, Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority

Rochester Rotary welcomed Heather Grondin, Chief Relations Officer for the Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority, for an informative and entertaining look at the new Gordie Howe International Bridge. Grondin has 20 years of experience, specializing in strategic planning, communications, and engagement. Holding the executive position of Chief Relations Officer at Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority since 2015, Heather leads an integrated team of professionals who inform, inspire, and interact with others in support of the Bridge Authority and the Gordie Howe International Bridge project. 

Grondin began by thanking the club for its warm welcome—and especially for its enthusiastic musical greeting. She joked that after hundreds of presentations, she had never before had a Rotary club sing a bridge song!

The need for the new bridge goes back more than 25 years. The Windsor-Detroit Gateway is the busiest commercial land border crossing between Canada and the United States, carrying approximately 25% of the trade between the two countries. Following 9/11, concerns grew about having only one primary truck crossing between Detroit and Windsor, reinforcing the need for another crossing.
The Gordie Howe International Bridge addresses four major transportation goals: providing another crossing option, increasing capacity, improving border processing, and creating direct highway-to-highway connections. It is the first crossing in the region to connect directly from Michigan's interstate system to Ontario's highway system without traffic lights along the route.
And it is an impressive structure. The cable-stayed bridge stretches 1.5 miles from main span to main span, with a half-mile main span between its towers. That makes it the longest cable-stayed bridge main span in North America and the 10th longest in the world. Its towers rise approximately 720 feet, making them the second-highest structures in the Detroit region.
The bridge also features sophisticated technology designed to keep traffic moving safely and efficiently. The Canadian and U.S. ports of entry are among the largest along the entire Canada-U.S. border, with separate lanes and processing areas for passenger and commercial traffic.
For motorists, tolls are collected on the Canadian side. Passenger vehicles currently pay $5.75 U.S., or $4.35 with a Breakaway account. The Breakaway electronic tolling system provides a 25% discount and allows travelers to move quickly through the toll lanes. Cash, credit, and debit cards are also accepted.
One of the most popular features is the toll-free, accessible multi-use path for pedestrians and cyclists. It officially opened August 5, welcoming approximately 3,400 people on its first day. The path offers spectacular views of Detroit and Windsor and connects with regional trail systems, including the Trans Canada Trail, Great Lakes Way, and Michigan's Iron Belle Trail. The round trip takes about 40 minutes on foot or 20 minutes by bicycle.
The project has also delivered significant community benefits. More than 23 million Canadian dollars have been invested in surrounding communities through programs supporting parks, trees, arts and culture, entrepreneurs, home repairs and food security. More than 15,000 people received training to work on the project, including more than 875 apprentices and pre-apprentices, while more than 290 Detroit- and Windsor-area businesses provided goods or services.
Grondin noted that the bridge is expected to handle 40% to 60% of the traffic currently using the Windsor-Detroit corridor, helping improve efficiency across the entire regional transportation network.
And why is it named for hockey legend Gordie Howe? According to Grondin, it isn't simply because he was "Mr. Hockey." Howe was known as a gentleman, a community advocate, and a generous ambassador for the region—qualities that make his name a fitting tribute on a bridge connecting two communities and two countries.
For Rotarians interested in seeing the bridge from a whole new perspective, Grondin's message was simple: Bring your passport or NEXUS card, grab your bike or walking shoes, and enjoy the view!
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