- Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer slapped a fine on Frank Rewold for his Brew and Bark event in downtown Rochester. Apparently, bringing beer and dogs together is a crime now — who knew?
- Tony Lipuma was fined for the never-ending line outside his restaurant, which blocked the right-of-way. But let’s be real — when your food’s that good, people will camp out for it. Consider that a fine compliment, Tony.
- Brad Upton strutted in today and racked up a double fine, one for lurking suspiciously close to the exit for a speedy getaway, and another for basically rerouting Paint Creek with a giant pipe to make life easier for the truckloads of supplies his business demands. Bold moves, Brad.
- Frank took another hit for failing to report on the much-delayed Community House renovations. Four years and counting — at this rate, we’ll see flying cars before we see that grand opening.
- And finally, Vince Mattina got slapped with a fine for public exposure, no, not that kind. He ditched his T-tops and his long pants for the summer.

Paul Harris presentations: In recognition of the tremendous job he has done as our membership chair, the Board presented Stu Siegner with his sixth Paul Harris Award. Carol Franciosi also received her first Paul Harris. Over 50% of Rochester Rotary members have Paul Harris Awards.