Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer started with a golf theme to promote the Club's upcoming golf outing.
- Mark your calendars for our annual Golf Outing—organized by Peter—coming up on Monday, September 22 at Twin Lakes!
- Tee time is 10:00 a.m., with award presentations and a meal around 3:00 p.m.
- Meal-only option available for non-golfers
- Surprise entertainment and a cash bar
- No regular Tuesday meeting that week
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📌 Cost: $170 per golfer
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📌 We need 100 golfers and event sponsors to make it a success!
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Check your inbox for the flyer and an email from Tom Neveau with all the details, or download the flyer at https://tinyurl.com/358x79nw
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You can register as a golfer, sponsor, or diner at https://rochesterrotaryclub.org/page/charity-golf-outing
The planning committee is forming now—the next meeting is August 12 at 11:30 a.m. Join us if you’d like to help make this year’s event the best yet!
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Continuing with the golf theme, Sheriff Pete took us for a stroll down memory lane to last year’s golf outing—and let’s just say, it was less Country Club Chic and more Fashion Don'ts on the Fairway.
- Vince Mattina, sweetie, those denim jean shorts? A hard no.
- Russ Shelton, sleeveless undershirts are not a style, they're a cry for help.
- Jeff Duperon, Hush Puppies? Are we golfing or heading to Bingo Night?
- Marty McClure, flannel belongs in a lumberjack competition, not on the links.
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Then there were the performance penalties:
- Jay Eastman got dinged because his drives took the scenic route—migratory bird-style—and he still dared to coach his teammates. Bold.
- Stuart Siegner, that phone of yours doesn’t need to have its own playlist. Silence is golden.
- Ernie Schaefer, we love you, but it’s time to level up—shots need to make it past the ladies' tee.
- Roger Roller, your team’s putting game might be fire, but your victory dance is straight out of a forgotten P. Diddy video—maybe time for a remix?
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And finally, a Hot Tip Fine from Sheriff Pete: your putter grip should be as gentle and secure as Bill Ebinger holding a baby bird.
Thanks to Sheriff Stuhlreyer's creative enforcement, we raised $211 for our scholarship program! Remember, these “fines” are all in good fun and serve a great purpose: building camaraderie and raising funds for our charitable efforts, especially scholarships. Let’s continue living out the Rotary motto, "Service Above Self," with enthusiasm, punctuality, and a healthy dose of Rochester pride and humor!
SPEAKER - Rochester Rotary President Rachel Aviles
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Hippo Water Roller: Transports up to 200 gallons of water (compared to 40 gallons that women and girls would carry on their heads), freeing up time so girls and women can get an education and relieve the burden on women—cost: $150.