Report on the July 28, 2026, Meeting
 
Christine Hage, Editor
 
The menu for August 4 includes salad bar, chicken Parmesan, herb-encrusted whitefish, pasta palomino, roasted vegetables, and mini desserts.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on Tuesday, you were missed! We had 45 attendees, including Aslyn Ivey, a member of Bree Clawson's team; Jennifer J. Lundy, CPA, MST at MKG and a guest of Shirley Gofrank; and Cody Salinas, from Farm Bureau Insurance.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, Stu Siegner, declared Ron Lichtle the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK

Ted Roumell proudly declared himself the oldest member of the club. But... Is That the Truth? 🤔

Not quite! Ted is a youthful 91, but Jerry Carvey has him beat by a year. Maybe Ted meant the longest-serving member? That title is absolutely his—Ted joined Rotary an incredible 58 years ago!

Then, in a move that left this editor completely baffled, Ted handed the Rotarian of the Week trophy to Russ Shelton... who is younger than both Ted and Jerry and has been in the club for a mere 33 years. 

Ted... did you use AI to fact-check your facts? 😜

Whatever the criteria may have been, Russ is now the proud keeper of the Rotarian of the Week trophy.

 
BIRTHDAYS  & ANNIVERSARIES
Wayne Hodges is celebrating his birthday today...or so we've been told. 🎂 Since the birthday boy skipped the meeting—and more importantly, failed to cough up his mandatory $5 birthday fine—he also missed out on our world-famous rendition of "Happy Birthday." No payment, no performance! Hope you had a great day anyway, Wayne. We'll be happy to serenade you next year...assuming you show up with your five bucks. 😉
 
 
HAPPY BUCKS

Annette Werner was all smiles as she made her triumphant return to Rotary after a long recovery from an injured arm. Welcome back, Annette! We've missed you, and we're glad you're once again able to raise your hand to pay Happy Bucks. 

Shirley Gofrank was thrilled that the volunteer sign-up sheet for Neighborhood House's Blast Off 2 School project filled up in record time. Miss your chance? Don't panic—Shirley has already started a waiting list. Who knew volunteering would become the hottest ticket in town? ⭐

Jeff Duperon proudly announced that his daughter is turning 18 and making her debut this weekend. Congratulations, Jeff! Because, naturally, every family has a debutante... right? 👑😉

Linda Eastman is heading to Montana with the whole family. Her brother has rented a shuttle bus and, as an official Glacier National Park tour guide, will be giving everyone the VIP treatment. Talk about having the ultimate insider! 🏔️🦬🚌

Joyce Joyce happily reported that her spinal compression fracture has healed enough to get her back in action. Welcome back, Joyce! Rotary meetings are always more fun when you're in the room—and hopefully staying away from any activities that require bubble wrap. 😊

 
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
  • New Member Inductions. Shani Stadnika and Jeff Ogonowski.
    • Shani was raised in Rochester, but now lives in Shelby Township. She works at Farm Bureau Insurance. 
    • Jeff is the pastor at Abiding Presence Lutheran Church here in Rochester Hills and lives in Clarkston. He is also a piano teacher.
  • Steve Oehler presented a Paul Harris Recognition to Renee Cortright, her first. A Paul Harris Fellow recognition is one of Rotary's highest honors, awarded to individuals who have contributed, or in whose name contributions have been made, of $1,000 or more to The Rotary Foundation. The award recognizes a commitment to Rotary's mission of promoting peace, fighting disease, supporting education, providing clean water, growing local economies, and improving lives around the world.  Steve has a status list available if you want to see how close you might be to your next Paul Harris.
  • President Tami Salisbury is circulating a committee assignment sheet. Please sign up for one of our committees or ask Tami to put you on a committee.  This is the best way to get involved in Rochester Rotary.
  • We have a membership drive this year, and you are asked to help us recruit good people who live or work in Rochester, Rochester Hills, or Oakland Township. Current members are on the Rotary Blue Team or the Rotary Gold Team, not to be confused with the University of Michigan  colors. Each team will earn 1 point for a first-time visitor they bring, 2 pts for that person's second visit, and 3 points for their third visit. Ten points will go to the member's team if the guest actually becomes a member. The losing team has to serve lunch to the winning team at the last meeting of the year. Starting NOW!
 
SONG LEADER

Today's song leader, Jerry Carvey, reminded us that Wednesday, July 29, is the Buck Moon, the July full moon named for the time of year when bucks begin growing their impressive new antlers. Since Jerry is our resident hunter, it was only fitting that he selected the music with a moon theme, leading us in Moon River and Blue Moon.

Apparently feeling a little Sheriff-ish, Jerry decided to put John Gaber, otherwise known as the smartest guy in the room, on the spot. He asked John to name the two Moon Rivers in North America. To everyone's delight, even John was stumped! The answer? One Moon River winds through Ontario, Canada, and the other is the tidal inlet in Savannah, Georgia. Don't worry, John...we're sure you'll have that one tucked away for the next trivia night. 😉

🚨 Sheriff David Blair's Fine-ancial Report 🚨

Sheriff David Blair admitted he wasn't entirely sure whether song leader Jerry Carvey said Buck Moon or Butt Moon. 🤔 Either way, Jerry was immediately fined for attempting to perform unauthorized Sheriff duties. Nice try, Jerry. Stay in your musical lane. 🎶👮

Still stuck on the moon theme, the Sheriff announced that anyone who has ever seen a full moon, or mooned someone, owed $5. Suddenly, a whole lot of people became very interested in their shoes. 

Then came Ted Roumell, who somehow managed to tell a story that left everyone wondering exactly how old he is. Ted insisted he was the oldest member in the club. Sheriff Blair declared that, under President Tami's administration, all Rotary records would now be audited. If Ted's Rotary tenure was 91 years, according to the Sheriff's highly questionable math, it means Ted probably owes between $13,000 and $17,000 in back fines. 💸

To help Ted work out a payment plan, Sheriff Blair asked Vince Mattina to stand up. Unfortunately for Vince, the Sheriff noticed a shiny gold chain around his neck and immediately wondered if the club should start calling him "Vinny." 🤌💰 Sorry, Vince. Once the Sheriff sees bling, there's no going back.

Since the Canadian wildfire smoke recently drifted our way, the Sheriff ruled that if you've ever been to Canada—or started a forest fire—it's a $5 fine. If you ever crossed the border to Windsor strictly for "refreshments"...that's another $5.

Campers weren't safe either. If you've ever been camping, that's $5. Then the Sheriff quizzed President Tami on what Canadians call their one-dollar coin. Nearly everyone else shouted, "Loonie!" Tami escaped unscathed, proving once again that the President enjoys complete diplomatic immunity. 👑

Our newest members, Shani and Jeff, received a warm Rotary welcome...which, naturally, included a $5 fine. Consider it your initiation. It happens every week. Welcome to the family! 😂

The Sheriff also shared that he'd recently tackled some home irrigation repairs. When Linda Eastman admitted she didn't know what a sprinkler pipe looked like underground...you guessed it...$5. If your lawn has bald spots because your sprinklers don't work...$5. If you have bald spots...also $5. Equal opportunity fining at its finest. 👨‍🦲

Finally, last week's guest Ike Engelbaum donated two tickets to the Michigan Renaissance Festival, a $60 face value. Sheriff Blair launched into an auction, describing them as a "$60 value for a multi-thousand-dollar experience!" After a spirited round of bidding, Yolanda Udell proudly walked away with the tickets...for exactly $60. Apparently inflation hasn't reached the Renaissance. 🏰

By the time Sheriff Blair holstered his badge, he had collected $264 for Rochester Rotary Charities, helping fund the club's many community projects. And for all our new members: relax! No matter what the Sheriff claims you owe, Rotary fines max out at just $5 per meeting. (Your dignity, however, has no such limit.) 😉

SPEAKER 
Data Centers: Powering Today's Digital World and Tomorrow's AI Revolution
 

Rotarians welcomed  Dr. Chris Kobus, Professor of Mechanical Engineering in Oakland University's School of Engineering and Computer Science, Founding Director of the Oakland University Clean Energy Research Center (CERC)and Director of the Hi Tech Jobs of the Future Program, for an informative presentation on data centers and Oakland University's proposed public-private data center project.

Although data centers have become a hot topic in recent months, Dr. Kobus noted that they are far from new. Michigan has housed data centers for decades. What has changed is the explosive demand for digital services—and the rapid growth of artificial intelligence (AI).

The Digital Infrastructure We Depend On

To illustrate how integral data centers have become, Dr. Kobus asked the audience a few simple questions: Who owns a smartphone? Who streams movies? Shops online? Uses social media? Searches the internet?

Nearly every hand in the room went up.

"Every app on your phone, every Google search, every movie you stream, every Amazon purchase depends on a data center," he explained. "We're the ones driving the demand."

As technology continues to advance—from 4K and larger televisions to faster internet speeds and increasingly sophisticated mobile devices—the need for computing power continues to grow.

AI: The Next Great Technological Revolution

Dr. Kobus believes artificial intelligence represents the next "once-in-a-generation" technological transformation, comparing it to the expansion of railroads in the 1800s, electrification in the early 1900s, the interstate highway system in the 1960s, and the rise of the internet in the 1990s.

Unlike previous technology booms fueled by speculation, today's investment in AI is being financed by record profits generated by companies such as Apple, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Meta, NVIDIA, and others.

These companies are investing hundreds of billions of dollars in new computing infrastructure because the demand is already here—and growing rapidly.

Data centers, he explained, are essentially facilities filled with high-performance computers that store, process, and distribute enormous amounts of digital information. They provide cloud computing services, support AI applications, and make the digital economy possible.

Addressing Environmental Concerns

Dr. Kobus acknowledged that concerns about energy use, water consumption, and noise are frequently raised whenever new data centers are proposed. However, he emphasized that many public discussions are based on outdated information.

Modern data centers, he explained, increasingly use closed-loop cooling systems that recycle water rather than continuously consuming fresh water. New chip technology is also dramatically reducing cooling requirements, with companies like NVIDIA developing processors that operate at much higher temperatures and require significantly less cooling.

Noise concerns, he noted, generally come not from the computer servers themselves but from external cooling equipment and backup power systems—equipment commonly found at many industrial facilities.

Like many industries, data centers continue to become more efficient as technology advances.

Benefits Beyond the Building

According to Dr. Kobus, communities often benefit when data centers are built. Electrical infrastructure and internet connectivity are frequently upgraded to support the facilities, resulting in improved reliability for nearby residents and businesses.

He also noted that the facilities create partnerships with universities and local schools while strengthening regional technology infrastructure.

Oakland University's Proposal

Dr. Kobus shared details about Oakland University's proposed data center project, which would be a public-private partnership.

The university already has electrical infrastructure capable of supporting a 26-megawatt facility, meaning significant new power infrastructure would not be required. Oakland University would utilize approximately three megawatts of computing capacity—roughly ten times more than its existing data centers currently provide—while the private company would operate and maintain the remaining capacity for commercial customers.

The arrangement would allow the university to replace aging computer infrastructure without bearing the cost of continual technology upgrades while providing faculty and students with access to state-of-the-art computing resources for research.

Dr. Kobus compared the proposal to Oakland University's decision in 2012 to move its email system to Google, allowing the university to benefit from continuously updated technology rather than maintaining its own aging servers.

Looking Ahead

Perhaps the most thought-provoking part of the presentation focused on AI's future impact.

Within the next decade or two, Dr. Kobus envisions autonomous vehicles capable of driving passengers across the country with little or no human intervention. He also predicted that AI will revolutionize healthcare through continuous monitoring technologies capable of identifying diseases long before symptoms appear, dramatically improving preventive medicine.

Throughout his presentation, Dr. Kobus encouraged attendees to view data centers not simply as large buildings filled with computers, but as the critical infrastructure supporting today's digital economy and enabling tomorrow's technological breakthroughs. Whether powering online shopping, cloud computing, medical advances, or artificial intelligence, data centers will continue to play an increasingly important role in everyday life.

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