- Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer informed those who are one of the 32 million Irish Americans with a drop of Irish blood that today was payback day and to give up some green... $5, please.
- Peter went on to educate us all about St. Patrick, who was traditionally believed to have died on March 17th, around 461 AD. This date is celebrated as Saint Patrick's Day, a religious and cultural holiday. It is a big party day, and many Rotarians may have needed an Uber to get home. Only 7 million people live in Ireland, and 7 million Uber drivers are in the US.
- The sheriff claimed that March 18th is, ironically, Transit Driver Appreciation Day, which makes some sense considering it falls after National Sloppy Drunk Day.
- St. Patrick's Day is the one day in Lent that allows gluttony; in Stuart Siegner's case, it is just one of the days.
- To boost Rochester Rotary's scholarship fund, $5 fines were levied on anyone enjoying Lucky Charms, shamrock shakes, green beer, cheering for Notre Dame or the Boston Celtics, eating baked potatoes, drinking Irish coffee, or noticing clover in your lawn.
- Jumping into astrology, Sheriff Peter informed one and all that we are now under the sign of Taurus. So all Taruses had to pay $2, $3 if you were dependable but slow, and $10 if you drove a dependable but slow Taurus.
- Luckily, Peter's birthday is this Friday, and he is an Aries. Instead of gifts, he only asks for donations ... anything Rotarians see as fit, but he suggests donations start at $5 for our scholarship fund.
- March Madness started and continues for the next three weeks. In Ron Lichtle's case, March Madness begins on March 1st every year and lasts 31 days!
- Sheriff Peter closed with a traditional (?) Irish limerick

