- Sheriff David Blair came in hot this week, handing Jerry Carvey a $5 trillion-yes, trillion—yes, trillion with a "T"—for his spicy little comment about the Army being formed 250 years ago to ensure we had “No Kings.” Cute, Jerry. But around here, Blair rules.
- Now, for those who think golf is the height of excitement, Sheriff Blair would beg to differ. Not a fan of the game, he handed out a $5 penalty to all golfers. That’s right—if you swing a club, you pay the tab.
- Jeff Duperon was fined for something positive—imagine that! Local DUIs dropped 5%, thanks to our club’s sophisticated strategy of not over-pouring at the Beer & Wine Tasting. Bravo! Now fork over a fine for our responsible behavior.
- One of today’s guests is a championship cheerleader, and we are here for it. Anyone who still doesn’t think cheering is a sport? Drop and give us $5, preferably with spirit fingers.
- We genuinely appreciate Frank Rewold’s mission to bring younger members into the club—his enthusiasm is precisely what we need! While we admire the goal, we’re also gently encouraging a bit more face time at meetings for all our members. Consider this a friendly nudge—your presence is missed!
- Juliane Morian has been everywhere this week, but somehow managed not to leap at the inspired idea to merge RHPL’s bookmobile with the Rochester Hills Fire Department. I mean, both require flashy, expensive vehicles, right? Missed opportunity = fine time.
- And finally, Sheriff David—our badge-wearing, rule-enforcing, firework-loving City Council member—is pumped for the Festival of the Hills. Anyone caught making sketchy choices involving fireworks, sparklers, or suspicious-looking roman candles? You’ve just been hit with a fine and a "special import fee" for your questionable pyrotechnic decisions.

Henckel, guests of Vito Pampalona; Niten Chouthai and Mrs. Swati Herkal, past District Governor of District 3132 and Past President of the Wai, Maharashtra (India) Club.
Finally, Kyle Johnson returned the Rotarian of the Week trophy a bit late, after depositing $20 in it, and passed it on to David Archbold, who is known for traveling in another time zone.
Paul Harris Fellowships were presented.
Dr. Elaine Carey was appointed Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences at Oakland University in 2021. In addition to her role as dean, she is the co-founder of the university’s Center for Crime, Forensics, and Security Analysis. She has re-established the Institute for Social and Policy Research. Dr. Carey is the author of