Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the May 12, 2026, Meeting
Christine Hage, Editor
 
The menu for May 19 includes a salad bar, beef sliders, pasta salad, potato salad, relishes, and other condiments and desserts.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on May 12, you were missed! We had 40 attendees, including our speaker, Barbra Rill from the Rochester Community Schools Foundation, Joanne Beydoun from RCS, and Alicia Morehouse from Dutton Farm.
 
INVOCATION
Christine Hage gave today’s invocation.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, Linda Eastman, declared Jerry Carvey the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
WHO AM I?
  • I joined Rotary because I was invited. My favorite memory was singing at my first meeting. Something you may not know about me is that I make salami and prosciutto with my brothers and our boys.
  • I joined Rotary because I wanted to get involved in a community group and had heard great things about Rotary. My favorite memory is the Christmas party at the Rochester Hills Banquet Center. Something you may not know about me is that I used to jump in the field with the bull and get him to chase me for fun.
 
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK

Roger Roller passed on the Rotarian of the Week trophy to Blake McLellan for his leadership and hard work in getting the Rotary Gateway Park ready for the summer.

 
HAPPY BUCKS
  • Tim Crawford gave a shout-out to Rotarian Tim Duncan's Oakland Animal Hospital for the caring and exceptional service they provided to a friend’s pet.
  • Tom Neveau was happy to have attended his granddaughter’s graduation at Michigan Tech in the Upper Peninsula. While he admitted the long drive was a bit challenging, it was all worthwhile when his granddaughter landed a job shortly after graduation, following a successful interview last week.
  • Carol Franciosi shared that she currently has no water at home, but was happy to be able to purchase supplies at Costco for both herself and her neighbor.
  • David Archbold offered a heartfelt thank-you to fellow Rotarians for the tremendous support shown to his family during his wife’s surgery and recovery at home. He said the calls, meals, and prayers have meant so much to them. David shared that she is still facing a second surgery in the coming weeks to treat an aggressive brain tumor, and the family appreciates everyone continuing to keep them in their thoughts and prayers.
  • Linda Eastman enjoyed a visit from her nature-loving brother from Montana.  He wanted to take a walk somewhere, so Linda took him to Innovation Hills, where they walked to parts formerly unknown to Linda. Her brother was wowed, as was Linda.
  • Joyce Joyce was thrilled to work with Lisa at the Crawford Insurance Group. Joyce was able to secure new auto and homeowners insurance with better coverage at a better price. She said it is a great reminder of the value of doing business with fellow Rotarians — and proof that Rotarian Tim Crawford hires an excellent staff!
BIRTHDAYS  & ANNIVERSARIES
John Modetz will be celebrating his birthday this week, while there are no Club anniversaries.
 
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
  • Who am I? 
    • Our Sausage Maker/Butcher is Tom DelPup
    • She isn't a recortador or a mozo, but Kay Ellen Wilkins teased her family's bulls as a child. 
  • OUCARES, a local nonprofit organization through Oakland University, has asked Rochester Rotary to join them in putting on their After-Hours Adult Social. They provide recreational, educational, and social programming for individuals on the autism spectrum from the ages of 3 to adulthood. The upcoming socials take place on May 12th, from 6-9 pm, and on June 9th, from 6-9 pm. Volunteering will include serving pizza and drinks, and playing games with the attendees. They are looking for about 6-8 volunteers. This is a great way to support others in our community and show them what Rochester Rotary is all about!! If you are excited to get some hands-on volunteer work started with OUCARES, you can get started by:  1.  Completing and submitting this Google Form TrainingThis will need to be completed in one sitting and should take about 30 minutes. 2.  Watching the recorded OUCARES Training (15 minutes) and completing this quiz before the event. 3. Texting or calling President Rachel at 989-980-7719 to confirm your participation. She will update our contact, Brittany Lynch, with the number of volunteers. 
  • Charities President Tim Duncan presented a $3,000 check to Dutton Farm. After accepting the check, Alicia Morehouse said they will use the money to help fund their adult education programs, which promote independence and build essential skills through structured activities and hands-on learning in horticulture, animal care, art, and workforce development.
  • With “Old MacDonald Had a Farm” playing in the background, Jay Eastman rose to promote our upcoming fundraiser, Hog Wild on the Keys. Tropical attire is strongly encouraged, although grass skirts and coconut bras remain optional. Jay confidently proclaimed, “This will be a blockbuster, and you’ll never see anything like it again… at least not until next year!” Jay skipped the pig mask this week, but last week’s photo was simply too good not to recycle as part of the Sheriff's report. Rumor has it the mask already has its own fan club. You can register and find more information on the event on our website.

  • President Rachel also introduced a new virtual Time and Talent Rotary Club, created for people who simply want to give back to the community. Their current project is collecting reusable shopping bags for a local food pantry. They are looking for gently used bags — not paper or plastic — approximately 18” x 13” x 6” in size. So, before you shove that reusable bag into the cabinet with the other 437 bags you’ve been saving “just in case,” bring a few to Rotary! Collections will continue through the third week of June, and Rachel will make sure they get delivered to the Time and Talent Rotary Club.

  • Tim Duncan shared that we have a suite reserved at Jimmy John’s Field for the 1:00 PM game on May 17. The suite has already been paid for, so this is a free event. Anyone interested in enjoying a casual afternoon of baseball with fellow Rotarians is welcome to join. Contact Tim as there are a few tickets left.
 
SONG LEADER
Getting ready for summer, our song leader, Bob Lytle focused first on Memorial Day as he led us in singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic. He then asked us to sing, and bob to the Red Red Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin Along.

SHERIFF'S REPORT

Sheriff David Blair strutted to the podium expecting the kind of applause normally reserved for rock stars and lottery winners. Instead, he received a lukewarm response that could only be described as “mildly polite.” The Sheriff immediately noted this did not bode well for anyone hoping to avoid financial penalties. The room had chosen its fate.

Bob Lytle was among the first casualties after selecting The Battle Hymn of the Republic. Sheriff Blair called it “a real jam,” though he informed Bob that he would have preferred a little more “Glory, Glory Hallelujah” enthusiasm. Apparently, patriotism alone doesn’t get you out of a fine.

Jay Eastman’s promotion of Hog Wild in the Keys was deemed highly effective. The Sheriff admitted he did not miss the pig mask this week, noting that last week several attendees were genuinely alarmed because they had no idea who—or what—was behind it. For causing unnecessary panic and possible emotional distress, Jay was assessed a “security fee.”

Sheriff Blair was delighted that Jay and Linda Eastman finally made it out to Innovation Hills, a park the city is extremely proud of. However, rumors were already circulating that the Eastmans were absolutely hogging the merry-go-round. Linda, apparently, the park rangers have your number now.

The Sheriff also wished funeral director John Modetz a happy birthday, while pointing out that when most people think of John, birthdays are usually not the first thing that comes to mind. Dark? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.

Kay Ellen Wilkins was called out for participating in activities that involve bulls chasing humans around for entertainment. Sheriff Blair questioned whether that qualifies as recreation or simply a really creative way to test one’s life insurance policy. Tim Crawford was immediately blamed for encouraging this behavior, which naturally earned him the fine instead.

Of course, the main topic in town was the massive water main break. Some residents are without water, others are boiling water, and everyone has been asked to conserve. Naturally, this became a gold mine for Sheriff Blair.

Anyone caught washing a car? Fined.

Russ Shelton was fined simply for once owning a boat. The Sheriff remarked it was probably for the best that Russ no longer owns the dealership, because that would have led to an alarming amount of unnecessary car washing during a water crisis.

Anyone who had “started peeing outside to conserve water” had to pay up immediately. No names were mentioned, but  Sheriff David spent an uncomfortable amount of time glaring at the table in the back of the room. Rochester Hills officials are reportedly monitoring the situation closely.

  • Forgot to check your lawn watering schedule and accidentally watered your lawn? Open the wallet.
  • Ran through the sprinklers? That’s $5.
  • Had to Google how to boil water? $5.
  • Tried drinking the water immediately after boiling it because patience is apparently optional? Another $5.
  • Only drink premium bottled water? $5.
  • Anyone claiming water conservation means skipping baths entirely was fined for crimes against humanity.
  • Running water while brushing your teeth? $5.
  • Requesting a lemon slice in your restaurant water “like royalty”? At least $5.
  • Drinking straight from the hose? Definitely $5, plus possibly a tetanus booster.

And finally, Sheriff Blair reminded the crowd that if they somehow escaped every single category and hadn’t yet contributed any money to the table, they should do so immediately because clearly they were guilty of something.

Sheriff Blair collected $185 in fines. Remember, these “fines” are all in good fun and serve a great purpose: building camaraderie and raising funds for our charitable efforts—especially scholarships. Let’s keep living the Rotary motto, “Service Above Self,” with enthusiasm, punctuality, and a healthy dose of Rochester pride and sass.
 
SPEAKER 

Rochester Community Schools Foundation: Investing in Bright Futures

The Rochester Community Schools Foundation continues to make a lasting impact on students, educators, and families by supporting innovative programs and opportunities that extend far beyond the traditional classroom. Guided by the belief that strong schools create strong communities, the Foundation works year-round to provide resources that help Rochester students thrive academically, creatively, and personally.

Founded as a nonprofit organization dedicated to enhancing educational experiences across the district, the Foundation partners with community members, businesses, alumni, and civic leaders to fund programs that inspire learning and remove barriers for students. Through grants, scholarships, and special initiatives, the organization helps ensure that students have access to opportunities that might not otherwise be available through standard school funding.

One of the Foundation’s most visible contributions is its support of classroom innovation grants. These grants allow teachers and staff to bring creative ideas to life by funding unique educational experiences, technology, and hands-on learning opportunities. From STEM initiatives and literacy programs to fine arts enrichment and mental health support, the Foundation empowers educators to think beyond traditional limitations and create engaging learning environments for students.

The Foundation also places a strong emphasis on student achievement and future success through its scholarship programs. Each year, graduating seniors receive scholarships recognizing academic excellence, leadership, service, perseverance, and career aspirations. These awards help students continue their educational journeys while also celebrating their hard work and dedication.

In addition to grants and scholarships, the Rochester Community Schools Foundation supports a variety of district-wide initiatives designed to strengthen student well-being and community engagement. Programs focusing on student mental health, family assistance, leadership development, and career readiness continue to grow as the Foundation responds to evolving educational needs.

The Foundation’s success is made possible through generous community support and several fundraising events held throughout the year. Community partnerships, sponsorships, and donor contributions play a vital role in helping the organization expand its reach and support more students and educators. Volunteers and supporters alike share a common goal: ensuring every student has the tools and opportunities needed to succeed.

Upcoming events and fundraising efforts will continue to build momentum for the Foundation’s mission. Community members are encouraged to attend events, become sponsors, volunteer, or make donations to help sustain and expand programs that directly benefit Rochester students.

As education continues to evolve, the Rochester Community Schools Foundation remains committed to helping students prepare for bright futures. By investing in innovative learning opportunities today, the Foundation is helping shape tomorrow’s leaders, creators, and problem-solvers.

Those interested in learning more about the Foundation, volunteering, or making a contribution can visit the Foundation’s website or follow its social media channels for updates on programs, events, and student success stories. Together, the Rochester community continues to demonstrate the powerful difference that local support can make in the lives of students and educators alike.

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May 12, 2026
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