15th HANDSHAKE
Marjorie Lockwood
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK
Annette Werner anointed Don Robinson
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
Mary Grace McCarter announced that soon it would be the season for Pointsettia sales. 1st committee meeting is next Tuesday, 4OC16, before the regular Club meeting.
George Krozier and Kelly Dean clawed through their announcement describing 28OC16 Lobster Fest Dinner for $40 each. Tickets are going fast.
Marty Pavlik reminded all Rotarians to signup to mentor during the 8OC16 Job Shadowing event. Opportunities to participate in the alternative event, career speaking at each high school are still open to Rotarians who want to help pioneer this option.
Rhonda Panzyck reminded all of the Polio Round next week.
SONGS
Given the 26SE16 Presidential Debate, Bob Lytle led us in two songs; Hey Look Me Over and Home on The Range
SHERIFF
Dave Blair raised $212 for our local charities and scholarships by fining anyone who had experienced good customer service $1 and poor, $2. Super Dave fined Marty McClure the max for living in the past - Black Smith Conference, and warned all the if you rec'd a garbled text from someone you know, they may be experiencing a stroke. So, our own super sleuth fined:
Greg Schaefer for texting THXTYL (Thanks will talk to you later); Pete Duhamel for texting GETL (Go Lions); Jerry Wanket for texting ST@R (Stop and Rotate); John Modetz for texting WBIT (Who's Body Is This?)
Rochester Rotary finest then shifted attention to the new completed Leader Dog Rennovation. Which inspired him to ask:
If you have a dog, how much is it worth to you? please pay!
What do you call a dog outside in the winter? A Chilli dog
He asked Rodney Hulbert how do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Rodney is still working on a politically correct answer.
Now that she is out of prison,what is the titled of Monica Conyers new radio show? Felon @3.
Detective Dave next turned his attention to Apple Watches. The following actions cost you $1:
Tate Vo for using her Apple Watch to tell her when to brush her teeth
Bryan Barnett for using his Apple Watch to tell him when it was time to receive the next award
David Eardley for using his Apple Watch to know when to pray
Timo for using his Apple Watch to know when to buy and sell stocks
Greg Schaefer for using his Apple Watch to know when to check Ernie's blood alcohol level.
Moving on from the Apple Watch to the iPhone 7 and noting the lack of a head phone jack, our own Detective Clouseau went " pink" comparing it to:
Paul Haig selling a string of pearls without the string
Russ Shelton selling cars without steering wheels
Vito Pampalona building buildings without roofs
Kathy Grozenski selling marketing reports without any results
Chief Shettenhelm issuing tickets without fines